Friday, January 25, 2019

Metroid Prime 4 Scraps the Whole Damn Run

TL;DW version: They brought us shit, we're throwing that shit out and starting from scratch.

To me, this is good. Retro did good with the series before (hell, MP1 was the first Metroid I played since 2),and I trust them to do it again.

But oh, lord, it's going to be a long few years.

Friday Random Ten, 1/25/2009: Nothingburgers and Caves Edition

It's the Friday Random Ten, and it's here after what seems like ten years to brighten your day!
My Thumbprint Radio on Pandora gives me...
Mortal Love - My Shadow Self
The Birthday Massacre - Weekend (NYC77 Mix by David Ogilvie/Matthew Moldowan)
Tapping the Vein - Burn
The xx - Shelter
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Soft Shock
Phaeleh - Afterglow (feat. Soundmouse)
Miwon - Lillilullaby
Imogen Heap - Goodnight and Go
Sun Kil Moon - Exit Does Not Exist
Röyksopp - What Else Is There?

The Gift of the Pelosi

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Today's Menu: Really Meaty Nothingburgers

A burger


From CNN: Mueller indicts Roger Stone, says he was coordinating with Trump officials about WikiLeaks' stolen emails
Roger Stone has been indicted by a grand jury on charges brought by special counsel Robert Mueller, who alleges that the longtime Donald Trump associate sought stolen emails from WikiLeaks that could damage Trump's opponents while in coordination with senior Trump campaign officials.

Mmm, that's a damn meaty nothingburger.

The Gomez Effect

Gomez kissing Morticia's hand. 'Tish, you spoke French!'

(Or, "Shibboleths And You")

Those who recognize the above image need no explanation. For the rest, a brief explanation: Gomez Addams, patriarch of the Addams family, is driven into a passionate frenzy whenever his wife Morticia speaks French, even one word of it, exclaiming, "Tish, you spoke French!".
I have seen few people in the world who could be so worked up over words, or at least ones not meant to be harmful and belittling, until I watched the "leftists" of the Internet listening to whichever person crowed about being "anti-war". They fell for it when Racist Ronnie Paul did it, they fell for it when Racist Sexist Gun-Loving Finger-Wagging Peepaw did it, they even told themselves that Satsuma Shitbag was an "anti-war" candidate because he wasn't the Accursed Emails Woman. And now, now they're telling themselves that Tootsie Garbage and her dictator-loving ilk are "anti-war".

It's a shibboleth. A phrase to separate the in-group from the out-group. And if you're not saying all the shibboleths ("anti-war", "anti-imperialist", "Medicare for All", "Green New Deal", etc.), you're not Of The Body.

And if you're not Of The Body, well, you're not a person. How nice.

Thursday, January 24, 2019

A Short Timeline

January 23 2019, circa 6:00 AM EST: Pete Buttigieg announces the formation of an exploratory committee regarding a 2020 presidential bid.

January 23 2019, circa 6:01 AM EST: Progressives declare Pete Buttigieg to be "Not of the Body". (And yes, I'm shamelessly stealing this from driftglass)

Okay, I'll admit that it hasn't happened yet, at least that I've seen, but I'll be damned if they won't do it the moment he becomes a threat to Tootsie Garbage or Racist Sexist Gun-Loving Finger-Wagging Peepaw.

I mean, I'll be damned anyway if I'm wrong, but still-